18 Jun


Yes, it has been a while since I posted anything. I can give you a number of excuses, but I would stick to one. I just did not want to write. That is not to say there were not things to write about, I just did not want to. Now that we’ve cleared that, let’s dive into today’s post.

I have absolutely no idea what I plan on writing. I picked up my pencil (I love writing with pencil), and scribbled down some things. I love to write down before typing. This post might make sense to you or not, but make whatever you would of it. Here we go…

I have what I would call a short attention span. I am fickle. Very fickle. My tweets are a testimony of how fickle I am. There are so many thoughts in my head, I sometimes do  not finish with one thought before jumping to another. Like every other thing in life, it has its advantages. One of such is, I find it easy to forget about things because I have too many thoughts. It is one of the reasons why I do not know how to keep a grudge.

The average Nigerian has a problem. Yes, I know, we all have problems. This problem I speak of is actually one that we see from top to bottom. It is the sense of entitlement. The mentality that someone owes you something. Fun fact, NO ONE OWES YOU SHIT! The most guilty set of people with sense of entitlement are security guards. We understand that your employer pays you peanut to cater for your family (which in most cases consists of 1 wife and 8 children). We also understand that you see people around you with a better standard of living and you are aspiring to it. But, why in God’s name should I be the one to bear the brunt of your aspirations? Why do I have to pay you for doing a job you are already being paid for?

I have just considered ripping off the page I am writing on. I am starting to come off as harsh.

As much as I hate to say this, I am not sure I understand what feminism is all about. Here is why: How can a movement meant to educate people on the “evils” of gender inequality be so disorganised. Feminism is not philosophy that we can say it is has different schools of thought, it is a social construct. Why is there no acceptable standard for feminism? Why are there factions? Why are most people only feminist when it works to their advantage? You do not see a man only being a man when it is convenient. The behaviour of being a conditional feminist reflects poorly on the people who actually understand the cause of feminism. By the way, I keep telling people that not only women can be regarded as feminists, but of course, not every woman who is a feminist agrees to that. Do not even get me started on e-feminists.

The world’s plan to eradicate poverty is an admirable one. It is also one that looks doable based on the plans bodies like the UN, UNICEF, and other acronyms have planned out. I am not going biblical on this case, but even in the bible, there were always poor people. The bible only referred to them as needy. It is my first evidence in saying poverty cannot be totally eradicated. My second evidence, poverty is more mental than physical. If the average man cannot see beyond his nose or aspire beyond the limitations his background and environment has set for him, no amount of handouts, aids or loans can rescue him from the clutches of poverty.

The worst set of people after those who ask “Is it not just football?” (No, it is not) are those who tell emotional stories to blackmail the audience to back them during talent shows. We understand that the emotional appeal will help improve the ratings of the show, but come on, it is a talent show not a Lets-See-Who-Has-The Saddest-Story show. Let the millions of people judge you based on your talent and not because they feel pity for you. You might say the end justifies the means but how would you feel if a colleague at work is promoted because he lost his father over you who has actually outperformed him in every aspect. It is daylight robbery when someone who is talented actually loses out to a less-talented fellow with a sad story.

I have imagined myself several times playing for Manchester United (the best club in the world). I have imagined after we (Yes, WE) have lost a match how I would come on as a super sub to rescue the match. I hate losing. I do agree that a man might be able to change his wife, but he can never change his football club. There is just something inexplicable about the blind devotion one has towards his favourite football club.

In conclusion, I do hope you have enjoyed this. It is not possible for you to have the same opinion as I do. If you have contrary opinions or you just want to bare your mind, feel free to use the comment section. Obrigado.


Posted by on June 18, 2015 in Uncategorized


7 responses to “Random

  1. roteame

    June 28, 2015 at 11:47 am

    P.S it’s not just football and its not just a game (call of duty). I beg to differ on the club and wife loyalty sha. In an “ideal” world, you can and shld have just one wife till death and on the club thing I’m living proof u can switch per season and even mid season (of u wanna win the league every season sha)… I can support anyone and everyone (but barca. They beat arsenal in the UCL 9 yrs ago and I was the biggest gooner then) but I digress. Wait what was I gonna talk about again? I hate you Tolu, I don’t know why.

  2. roteame

    June 28, 2015 at 11:39 am

    You’re insane. Correct on a lot of things but you’re insane. ADHD is the thing that’s wrong with you.

  3. Ibukun Taiwo

    June 26, 2015 at 9:51 am

    Nice post. Maybe you should be doing these “random” posts every weekend.
    Ditto on the feminism ish. Bugs the hell outta me.
    And I agree, anyone who says it’s just football doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

  4. Slake

    June 18, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    You hit the nail right on the head…or the many heads since you spoke on many diff things. Hehe. The point still stands. Ah. Those security men! And the talent shows! I cringe everytime.

    Nice post!

  5. dipo

    June 18, 2015 at 12:59 pm

    you are welcome sir, after all these months.

  6. Mr Hans

    June 18, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Nice one G!!!

  7. My other name is hephzibah

    June 18, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    LOL! It doesn’t get any fickler.


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