Office Palava

22 Sep

I just could not help but post this……
It had been a very uneventful day. I got to work and as per usual I had things to do. I decided to get down to business and after a war broke out in my stomach. There were several casualties, the main one, ME! I rushed downstairs to eat my food. I did so in record time and decided to go back upstairs. After about 15mins, there was a lot of noise downstairs. I decided to do ‘gbeborun’. On getting downstairs, I found out the receptionist and the cleaner were the ones fighting.
Let’s call the receptionist Titi and the cleaner Mama Ify . The conversation went thus:
Titi: Mama Ify I don dey warn you since make you no they follow me talk anyhow.

Mama Ify: who you be? Who you be wey I no go fit follow you talk?

((((((Shouting on each other)))))))))
Then the admin manager steps in and asks to find out the reason for the fight ….

Mama Ify: Titi chop ma food
At this point I laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes.

Admin Manager: Is that why the two of you are shouting?

Titi: Sir, she abused me.

Admin Manager: Mama Ify, why did u abuse her?

Mama Ify: Why she chop my food?

Admin Manager: It doesn’t mean you should abuse her. Apologise to her.

Mama Ify: Over my dead body. Shey na because she don dey give u breast make you press dat na why you wan make I apologise? Oga no be only you they press the breast ooooo, gateman sef dey press am…….

At this point I ran back upstairs as the situation became very awkward.

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Posted by on September 22, 2011 in Uncategorized


11 responses to “Office Palava

  1. mentalnotes1

    April 4, 2013 at 8:51 pm


  2. ibukun adeshina

    January 4, 2012 at 9:18 am


  3. Ibukun

    January 4, 2012 at 9:03 am


  4. justine

    September 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Na the full gist go sweet pass…wanna know if the bobbie dey alright sef

  5. Hamilton Michael

    September 23, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Baba receptionist Aye..lmao

  6. Roteame

    September 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    Ya jos a fool jor. U shld be sued for dis kinda post sef.

  7. Adepitan olufunmie

    September 22, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Madam TiTi decide2use her Breast as panic butTon nah n  trust Tolu panicz a lot! Pls forward ϑ complete gist2me abeg! *NW activatn ma Amebo mood!! Nyc wan Bro!LWTMBA!!!

  8. ayojoibukun

    September 22, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Hahahaha nice! I know why dis guy ran back; he’s also pressing!! Buhahahaha

  9. Dr Strange (@with_drStrange)

    September 22, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    LMAO . .. . talk true are they :0 Double D’s 😉 . . . . u nko u no dey touch office breast ! ! !

  10. Major

    September 22, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    LMAO… go fear office drama….abeg I need the full gist

  11. kasper

    September 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    ℓ☺ℓ ur just a big goat joor!


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