How are you? How have you been? I have really missed you. When are you going to wake from this coma? We your children have been hoping and praying that you come back to us. We have endured your absence for far too long. Our neighbour down the street Mrs South-Africa have moved on to greater things than us. You used to be the champion of our street but today Mrs South-Africa has rubbed our face in mud.
We have spent a lot of money in getting you the best care, but the doctors keep telling us that you are not responding to treatment as they expect. We recently transferred you to Doctor Goodluck, and after 100 days its still the same story. Instead of him getting down to strategise on the course of action to take to get you well, he was just concerned about you spending the next 6 years in his “care”. You are still showing the same symptoms after you have been to about 5 other doctors. Erratic power supply,bad roads, poor infrastructure,declining economy and insecurity are the symptoms you were showing about 17 years ago when we really noticed you were getting sick. Those symptoms have gone from bad to worse. We have even borrowed money to take care of you. Oh My God…..I think I just went blind….Sorry to scare you mother, PHCN just did their thing…. I know you are wondering what PHCN is. You remember one of those our uncles that was responsible for providing us with eletricity, well he changed his name from NEPA to PHCN but well eletricity supply has still not improved. Mother, I have to stop here as I have been writing with kerosene lantern and I also have to conserve kerosene has it has become just as expensive as Gold. I will write you again soon mother. Get Well Soon!!!!
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